Sometimes, when I look at the logs of this site, I’m struck by how often it’s visited by someone after it was returned by a search engine based on a somewhat strange query.
I have included a few of the strange queries here and will add to it as appropriate. I may find the query strange if it is a) just a strange group of words to begin with, and b) odd that my site was returned as a result.
(this page is not included in search engines)
| Query | Search Engine |
|---|---|
| physical why men masterbate (sic) |
Google
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| disection of the dog |
MSN
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| spank & child |
AltaVista
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| “my pants” & boxers |
Google
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| how do men masterbate (sic) |
Google
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| some foreigner donate some money . i want e-mail address . |
Google
|
| asked me to remove my boxers |
Google
|
| your married guy i cannot have relationship with you |
Yahoo
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| turd burglar josh |
Yahoo
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| why do men masterbate (sic) every day |
Yahoo
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| why do men need to masterbate (sic) |
Yahoo
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| what does electroencephalographically mean |
Yahoo
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| do all men masterbate (sic) |
Yahoo & AOL
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| why do men cave |
AOL
|
| father son urinals |
AOL
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| how do men masterbate (sic) with home things |
Google
|
| do all women masterbate (sic) |
Google
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| how do i know if i have pms? |
Google
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| keeping pigeon indoor |
Yahoo
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| learn how to masterbate (sic) |
Google
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| why do men adjust themselves |
Google
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| nose cone of the poop |
Yahoo
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| taking a dump |
MSN
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| how to get rid of a bloodstain |
Yahoo
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| underwear stories |
AOL
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| men woman that go nude in front of thar (sic) son and daughter |
Google
|
| dennis rodman penis flash |
Google
|
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i typed this in “Carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), natural flavors, citric acid, caffeine”. your site was the first on the list of matches. that was in google.
what does electroencephalographically mean Yahoo
technique for recording and interpreting the electrical activity of the brain. The nerve cells of the brain generate electrical impulses that fluctuate rhythmically in distinct patterns. In 1929 Hans Berger of Germany developed an electroencephalograph, an instrument that measures and records these brain wave patterns. The recording produced by such an instrument
sick
you should run a competition – who can come up with the most suggestive search that google doesn’t return porn with, for instance, I typed in “hairy germans” and was amazed…
by the way, thanks for the convert tool, use it all the time.
Well I was just looking up something about U2 and bam! there you were. I read your story and then quite a bit of the rest of your site and it was so funny (thanks for the crowsfeet) that I've been showing the rest of my family as they come home.