I should have just stayed in bed today.

First off, I didn’t get a good night’s sleep.  Was tossing and turning all night, and worse, was wide awake at 8am!  Tried to go back to bed but finally gave up at about 9am.

Got the coffee made without issue, and decided to have breakfast consisting of oatmeal with a cut-up banana.  Nuked the oatmeal and peeled the banana to start cutting.  That’s when it happened.

“It” being 60% of the banana breaking off and falling to the floor, with an audible “splotch”.  The five-second rule does not apply to wet, fleshy, peeled fruit, so I had to settle for 40% of a banana and a handful of blueberries.

Sigh.