Envelopophobia

After seeing the phobias on this list of phobias, I noticed that my biggest fear was not on there. So, to unite and give identity to all those people out there like me, I propose the following new phobia:

Envelopophobia: Fear of getting a paper cut on your tongue from licking an envelope.

I personally can not lick an envelope from right to left, or vice versa, to seal it. I employ a method whereby I lick from the bottom of the glue strip to the top, then move to the next part of the glue strip, in tongue-width increments, rapidly.

I hope by bringing this fear to light, I will empower those that are with me to stand up and not feel put-down by society simply because we lick an envelope differently.

2 Responses to “Envelopophobia”

  1. Laiya says:

    lol. actually, I’ve often had the same thought when licking envelopes. so I use glue. better safe than sorry.

  2. Neil says:

    Aint it true! Ive done it that way as long as i can remember. Have you seen the Jackass movie where they do the paper cuts! OMG!!! I cringe every time. I vote YES for envelopophobia!

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