I was on the phone with a friend of mine, who happens to be blonde, and she started to tell me about a boat party.  Since she was on a cell phone, and there was some background noise, I wasn’t sure if she said “boat” or “goat”, so I asked her…

Me: Wait, ‘boat party’ or ‘goat party’?
Her: Boat as in baa.
Me: Uh…um…uh…you, uh…you do realize that didn’t exactly clear it up for me, right?