“HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BUT WAIT…THERE’S MORE COMING SOON TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!  THE SHOW WILL FEATURE ME AND ANTHONY SULLIVAN AS WE, ‘EVALUATE QUIRKY NEW PRODUCTS, CRAFT PITCHES, AND TAKE TO THE AIRWAVES TO PUSH THE GOODS’!

“THE SECRET IS IN THE FACT THAT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL IS LOOKING FOR ADDITIONAL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND THEY THINK THAT I’M NOT GOING TO BE AS ANNOYING IN A FULL LENGTH SHOW AS I AM IN A 60 SECOND COMMERCIAL!”

I stand by my statement that Rachel Ray and Billy Mays are the two most annoying things on TV (besides the entire MTV channel).  With that said, I’ll probably watch it once to see what it’s about and to see how ridiculous the products are that they pass on.

Update: The show is officially called “Pitchmen”, and I like it.  I wouldn’t call it, “must-see-TV”, however, if it’s on and I’m home, I’ll watch it.