It’s taunting, and mocking, and generally just having a good time at my expense. Case in point:
Why don’t they match? Why?!
I’ve seen it on TV and always ask, “Why?”
See if you can spot the guy dressed as Borat (hint: take the square root of 3,136 and subtract 40).
As far as I know, nobody goes to that part of Manhattan anyway — it’s too crowded.
Come to think of it, didn’t Yogi say that?
Do people really watch movies on this channel? IMDB lists the movie at 112 minutes long, yet they take 4 hours to show it.
Once again, I’ll do the math:
- Movie length = 112 minutes
- Total length of showing = 240 minutes
- Total commercial time = 128 minutes (total length – movie length)
- Amount of commercial time for each minute of movie time = 1.1 minutes (total commercial time / movie length)
That means that if they display 10 minutes of movie, you have to sit through 11 minutes of commercials.
How do they get away with this?
P.S. At least I’m consistent. The photo from the last time something like this happened showed that I was tuned to SNY at 9:37 p.m. Clearly, I’m fond of watching SNY at night and cruising the guide for something else to watch.
Must’ve watched this at least 20 times.
The list of 28 things include teredos and gribbles, shipwrecks, a Formica dinette, and 1,600 bars of silver worth about $26 million.
The silver sounds tempting, but you have to contend with the dead bodies.
You know that scene where Maverick flies upside down on top of an enemy plane and gives the other guy the finger? Yeah, that was this guy.
According to the Social Security Administration, below are the most popular names given to newborns in 2008, and once again, my name is the combination of the male and female names of the same rank.
This same thing happened in 2003, 2004, 2005, & 2006, although I was number three in those years.
A Roomba is one of those robotic vacuum cleaners, and I love how it starts out in a spiral and just goes nuts from there. Sort of reminds me of the U.S. airplane flight patterns.
I’m a big fan of tuna salad sandwiches. They’re easy and quick to make, are relatively healthy, and are equally as good as an office lunch or in a picnic basket.
Wait a second…there are slaughterhouses in NYC? I had no idea.
Chicago is probably the most easily recognizable one. Paris and Tokyo look like scribbles from a 2-year-old. Beijing looks like something you might find hanging in MoMA.
Guy finds a ledger that may well be from the original drug store where Dr Pepper was invented. Greg Artkop, a spokesman for Dr Pepper, said it isn’t the recipe for the famous soft drink and stated that the drink’s 23-flavor blend is a closely guarded secret, known only by three Dr Pepper employees.
How much you wanna bet those three aren’t allowed to travel anywhere together?
“May the 4th be with you”
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