A cow escaped from a slaughterhouse in Queens.
The hot-footed heifer made a break from Musa Halal Inc. on Beaver Road, darting through traffic in a desperate attempt to avoid becoming barbecue.
The bolting bovine, weighing about 500 pounds, charged up 109th Ave. in South Jamaica just after 1 p.m. with cops and a butcher in pursuit.
Wait a second…there are slaughterhouses in NYC? I had no idea.