Category: Dating Woes

Why I Like Blonds

I was on the phone with a friend of mine, who happens to be blond, and she started to tell me about a boat party.  Since she was on a cell phone, and there was some background noise, I wasn’t sure if she said “boat” or “goat”, so I asked her…

Me: Wait, ‘boat party’ or ‘goat party’?
Her: Boat as in baa.
Me: Uh...um...uh...you, uh...you do realize that didn’t exactly clear it up for me, right?

Blonde

I was having dinner with a friend and we were having some chicken roll appetizers.  She dipped her fork into one of the dipping sauces, tasted it, and said, “Tastes like horseradish.  Of course, I’ve never had horseradish, but I assume that this is what it would taste like.”

All Monica’s Are On Friends

I went out on a date a while back.

While at dinner, I asked her if she thought that President Clinton had had some “extracurricular” activity with Monica.

She replied, “I don’t think I saw that episode.”

I had no idea what she was talking about.  It was on all the newscasts and newspapers in the previous few days.

“Huh?” I asked.

“I think I missed that episode.” She must have seen the confusion on my face, because she added, “You’re talking about ‘Friends’ right?”

Scary, isn’t it?

A few days later, we were talking on the phone, and she asked me, “If there is one person of all of history that you could meet, who would it be?”

I thought about it for a few seconds, and said, “Leonardo da Vinci.”

She replied in an excited tone, “Oh, he was so good in ‘Titanic’ wasn’t he?”

Needless to say, it’s been a while since I’ve talked to her.