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You’re making the choices about whether you want to drive a little extra more or not drive extra more.

Oh boy.

I think Julie Masion of the Houston Chronicle said it best:

It seemed his mind was elsewhere for most of it[...]

That quote could be used to sum up his whole time in the White House.

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Then there’s the Wales man who called 999 (their version of 911) about a UFO in the sky:

Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?”

Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.”

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the sentence you left me with is shit, and is not what i meant. Why would you change a sentnece aso that it meant something i didn’t mean? I don’t know, but you risk doing it every time you change something. And the way you avoid this kind of fuck up is by not changing a word of my copy without asking me, okay? it’s easy. Not. A. Word. Ever.

And of course, subeditors respond:

None of this, however, can excuse your nasty, bullying, “know your place, you insignificant little fuckwit” e-mail. Yes, it’s funny, in a way that pieces that use “fuck”, “shit” and “cunt” so liberally often can be, but, please - someone made a mistake. They surely had no intention of sabotaging your deathless prose. So you don’t like what happened to your piece - have a word with your editor. The hapless sub will no doubt already have been soundly thrashed and had their dictionary privileges removed.

I just love how they both sign their letters with “All the best”.  I have to use that more often.

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The song, by itself, isn’t funny.  The video is killer once you realize that each line is a palindrome.

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