Entries tagged with “bacon”
From the people who brought us Baconnaise comes Mmmvelopes, envelopes with bacon flavored glue.
It may not help me over my Envelopophobia, but I may start paying bills by check again.
A company has introduced bacon soap, and even though I think bacon makes everything better, this might be taking that too far. You’d smell like bacon all day long, and it’d make you and those around you hungry for bacon…but, well, it would be the best shower you’ve ever taken! (via)
Straight out of the “everything is better with bacon” file, someone has made bacon flavored lip balm. I’m flabbergasted that we landed a man on the moon before we made this.
Scientists discover that a bacon sandwich helps cure a hangover
Yet another reason to love bacon.
This is why you’re fat
A blog dedicated to deliciously gross food.
The Mega Double Stuff Oreo just takes all the Oreo deliciousness out of my head, and I think I threw up a little in my mouth at the Bacon Donut.
Periodic Table of Awesoments
Not surprisingly, Bacon is #1. Overall it’s fairly accurate, but a few mistakes stand out. Boobs at #13? Really? Cheese beats it by 5? And sniper is way too high at #5. Jedi and sniper should swap. Ribs and beef jerky need to swap also. And mullets shouldn’t be on it at all!
Bacon and cheese roll
I think my theory that “everything’s better with bacon” was proven wrong.
I may have had a minor coronary just looking at the pictures.
Review of vegetarian bacon
Why?
I mean, holy crap, look at that ingredient list. Some mad scientists in New Jersey have figured out how to synthesize a facsimile of the smell and flavor of bacon using “natural” and “artificial” flavors. It brings to mind the line by Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Bacon vs. Fries
Denver’s Larimer County State Senate District 14 race settled the battle once and for all. As expected, everything—including a state senate seat—is better with bacon.
Once in a while that something might be something interesting, profound, or even life changing. More often than not you learn just one more of your father’s strange eating habits. Forget about eating soup with a fork…pizza can be consumed without the crust, or the rest of the dough.
It’s a bad cellphone shot, but you can see from the picture below that the three upper slices are just dough…someone has stolen the cheese, tomato sauce, and bacon. The slice on the lower right is intact, but won’t be for long.
An eye opener indeed. I’m just glad he didn’t order a pizza the way he really wants it, “I’d like a bacon pizza, and hold the dough.”
The scariest thing is that I might turn out like him one day.
Bacon cinnamon rolls
Yet another in the “how did they land a man on the moon before they did that?” department. It’s been added to the list for my next food shopping list.
Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers
I love a good bacon cheeseburger, but I’m actually grossed out by this. Found at Google’s NYC office cafeteria. What happened to “do no evil”?
Fashion bandages are hotter than lap dogs
I’ve been ahead of this trend, sort of. I’ve been using these bandages any time I’ve had a boo-boo.
Chocolate covered bacon
Oh my. I think I had a dream about this once. (via)
Bacon scented tux
You know that theory that everything is better with bacon? Well, I might be wrong about that.
Bacon on the brain
A comic that hits a little too close to home. Mmmm…bacon…
50 ways to use bacon
It’s no secret that I think everything is better with bacon, and here’s a whole bunch of ways to use it. I already use the bacon bandages and tried the bacon mints, but I’ll have to give the bacon popcorn a try.
The bacon bra
It combines bacon and breasts. Again, how did we land a man on the moon before we made this?
Wake n’ Bacon
An alarm clock that wakes you up to the aroma of freshly cooked bacon. Wonderful Brilliant idea.
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