From the people who brought us Baconnaise comes Mmmvelopes, envelopes with bacon flavored glue.

It may not help me over my Envelopophobia, but I may start paying bills by check again.

A company has introduced bacon soap, and even though I think bacon makes everything better, this might be taking that too far. You’d smell like bacon all day long, and it’d make you, and those around you, hungry for bacon. However, it would be the best shower you’ve ever taken! (via)

Scientists discover that a bacon sandwich helps cure a hangover.

Ms Roberts told The Mirror: “Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head.”

Yet another reason to love bacon.