Entries tagged “drunk”

Aug 13, 2011

A English man was arrested for driving his horse drawn carriage through a red light. He might have been a bit drunk, but the police report details his excellent excuse:

“The defendant was struggling to control the horse and trap. He was shouting and had slurred speech. His eyes were red and watery and he smelt of drink. He was also staggering around. When asked why the horse and carriage had gone through the traffic lights he said the horse was colour-blind.”

They didn’t mention if they gave the horse a breathalyzer.