Porn industry seeks bailout from U.S. Goverment

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “stimulus package”.

Citi Field naming rights causing issues

Citibank paid $400 million to name the Mets new stadium “Citi Field”.  Now that Citibank has needed government assistance to stay afloat, two city councilmen want it renamed “Citi/Taxpayer Field”.

I vote for “Bailout Field”.

House rejects bailout plan

Apparently, members of the House were getting two type of phone calls from their constituents regarding how they should vote: “No”, and “Hell no!”.