Entries tagged with “how did they land a man on the moon before they did that”
Straight out of the “everything is better with bacon” file, someone has made bacon flavored lip balm. I’m flabbergasted that we landed a man on the moon before we made this.
Umbrella for dogs
You know, it’s a good thing we landed a man on the moon before we came up with this.
I really hope I never see something like this in person, but something tells me that I might.
Bacon cinnamon rolls
Yet another in the “how did they land a man on the moon before they did that?” department. It’s been added to the list for my next food shopping list.
New peanut butter jar design
Again…we put a man on the moon before we did this?
Peel off wine reminders
Ever have a great bottle of wine while out, but can’t remember the name of it later? Peel off tabs with the wine’s name on it come to the rescue. Another one that makes me wonder how we put a man on the moon before we did that?
The bacon bra
It combines bacon and breasts. Again, how did we land a man on the moon before we made this?
Billy Mays presents the “Handy Switch”, a remote control switch that lets you turn on and off any product that plugs into an outlet.
Another in the collection of “How Did They Land A Man On The Moon Before They Did That”.
Update: Apparently, not so handy.
Straight out of the “How Did They Land A Man On The Moon Before They Did That” Department comes Doritos Collisions, where some genius took two complimentary flavored Doritos and threw them in one bag. As soon as I saw a bag, I had to grab it to experience the thrilling evolution of Doritos. The flavors I grabbed were Hot Wings and Blue Cheese, and I’m glad I tried them.
You can easily tell the difference between the two flavors because the Hot Wings flavored ones look much redder than the Blue Cheese ones, which look just like the Cool Ranch flavor. If you eat a Hot Wings flavored Dorito (is that the correct term for a single chip?), it tastes just like you took a nacho and dipped it in hot wings sauce. Same for the Blue Cheese variety. If you eat one of each at the same time, it tastes just like you’d expect…a nacho chip dipped in hot wings sauce then dipped in blue cheese. In other words, not bad at all.
Will I get them next time I want Doritos? I’m not sure because it depends on the mood I’m in, but they definitely do not suck.
Overall rating: 7/10.

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