The New Yorker has a list of the least common complaints about the new iPad.

Gems include:

The iBookstore ichthyology section includes almost nothing on lampreys.

Upscaling makes porn unexpectedly upsetting.

and

Insufficient media coverage.

Apple introduced the hotly anticipated “iPad”, which is basically just a giant iPhone or iPod touch.  I, and I think it’s safe to say that most people, wanted the below:

There is one “feature” that I find interesting…apparently, the 3G service from AT&T will be month-to-month, non-contractual, and can be activated or deactivated at any time from the device itself.  Oh, and it’s SIM unlocked, so you can put any SIM with a data plan in there.

(is it just me, or does the name “iPad” sound like some sort of technologically advanced tampon?)