Entries tagged with “jobs”

Dec 13 2008

You can drive the Wienermobile!

Oscar Meyer is taking applications to drive the giant hot dog on wheels.  I think it’d be fun, but I’d probably get tired of eating hot dogs about three days in.

Dec 20 2007

Things that have happened since Duke Nukem Forever was announced

Duke Nukem Forever, a video game that was announced as being in development in 1997, has taken more than 10 years to develop and it’s still not done yet!  This list includes events that have happened since it started.  Highlights include:

  • Steve Jobs was still running NeXT when Duke Nukem Forever was announced.
  • In April of 1997, Google, eBay, and the term “weblog” didn’t exist.
  • Adjusted for inflation, the average price of gas in the United States has doubled.
  • The two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars where they have been exploring the surface for over 2.5 years.

Also included in the list are things that took less time than Duke Nukem Forever’s development:

  • The Wright brothers designed and flew the first airplane.
  • The United States’ entire program to put a man on the moon, from Kennedy’s challenge to the landing.

<sarcasm>If this game is ever released, it’s going to be freaking amazing!</sarcasm>

Sep 18 2007

America’s deadliest jobs

Fishermen top the list, as well as being one heck of a TV show.

Mr. Jobs Has Two Openings Today

Friday, June 29, 2007 at 1:02 PM • No comments

Today is June 29th, and if you’ve been living under a rock for the last few days, today’s the day that Apple’s iPhone is unleashed upon the general public.  It also happens to be the day that Disney/Pixar’s newest movie, “Ratatouille”, opens.  Just to make sure that everyone understands the connection, Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple, Inc., and he was the CEO of Pixar before Disney bought them not too long ago.  Mr. Jobs is currently the largest shareholder of Disney stock.

This leads me to wonder…which of Mr. Jobs “babies” will have a bigger opening weekend in terms of dollars?

According to Box Office Mojo, the biggest opening weekend of all time is “Spider-Man 3” at just over $151 million.  The biggest opening weekend for an animated movie is “Shrek the Third” at around $121.6 million.  The biggest opening weekend for a Pixar animated movie is “The Incredibles” at $70.5 million.

Let’s assume that “Ratatouille” will beat “Spider-Man 3” as the largest opening weekend for a movie and will do so at $155 million (I don’t think it will, but we’re just going to use that as a round number).  For the iPhone to beat $155 million, Apple/AT&T needs to sell 310,000 of the 4GB ($500) model, or 258,334 of the 8GB ($600) model.  Since I suspect that the sales ratio of iPhone models will be 60% 8GB and 40% 4GB, Apple/AT&T needs to sell 155,000 of the 8GB model and 116,000 of the 4GB model, with a grand total of 271,000 combined.

Based on the line at the Apple Store on 5th Avenue, which I can now see from my office on Madison Avenue, I’d say that the iPhone will beat “Ratatouille” in the opening dollars game.

Update: Posted a wrap-up of the amount of money each made based on analysts reports.

Apr 23 2007

Winner of the ‘Not My Job’ contest

I shouldn’t believe it, but it’s gotta be true.  Even worse than the past winner. (via)