For April Fool’s ThinkGeek advertised “Canned Unicorn Meat” and proclaimed it “the new white meat”.  A law firm representing the National Pork Board, who own the trademark “The Other White Meat”, sent ThinkGeek a cease and desist letter.

In their defense, the lawyers were doing their due diligence just in case Unicorn meat is real.

Brandi Chastain has to pay $250 to get her bra back

She lent it to a sports museum that went bankrupt.  According to the San Jose Mercury News, the $250 is to cover lawyer fees.

Tony Hawk Twittered his frustration.

Guy sues Classmates.com because no one was looking for him

Guy gets an e-mail from Classmates.com that others are looking for him.  He signs up for the paid service and finds out that no one was looking for him.  Sues.

This is a true story, not something The Onion made up.