How long does a bike last when left locked to a post in NYC? Yup, there’s a YouTube video to show us.

On January 1, 2011 we chained a fully loaded bike – bells, basket, lights and more – to a post along a busy Soho street. We took a picture of the bike everyday for 365 days, watching it slowly vanish before our eyes.

The Wall Street Journal brings us the quest of one Colin Hagendorf — to taste every slice pizza in Manhattan.

Mr. Hagendorf began in August 2009 at Grandpa’s Place near 211th Street and Broadway—in Manhattan’s northernmost neighborhood—and worked his way down to the island’s southern tip. He excluded from consideration national chains and cafeterias that don’t make their own pizzas.

I’m really not sure why anyone would actually do this, other than to have it as a backup epitaph in case they did nothing else with their lives. Slice pizza is horrible and is only eaten because it’s quick and easy. It’s like comparing canned tuna to an ahi steak, or a Casio watch to a Patek Philippe.

The New York Times has a story about a hot dog war, of sorts, in front of The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Since 2007, Mr. Rossi has been battling city authorities and clinging to a spot directly in front of the museum steps at Fifth Avenue at 82nd Street. It is regarded as perhaps the most lucrative location for selling hot dogs in Manhattan. It is so coveted that the city once charged more than half a million dollars a year for vending rights there.

OK, math time:

Assuming, as the article states, $2 per dog and $1 per water, and the average customer buys 1 dog and 1 water which would total $3 per “meal”.

To cover the $500,000 fee at $3 per “meal”, the vendor would need to sell 166,667 “meals” per year.

166,667 “meals” divided by 365 days in the year, means 457 “meals” need to be sold per day, every day of the year. However, the museum is closed Mondays, so we need to take 52 days off that number, which leaves 313 selling days. The museum is also closed Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years Day, so that leaves only 310 selling days per year.

So, 166,667 “meals” divided by 310 selling days per years means that the vendor needs to sell 538 “meals” per day.

Most days the Museum is open 9:30am-5:30pm, and I’m assuming no one is getting lunch before 11:00am, so that leaves about 6.5 hours to sell 538 “meals”, which would be 83 “meals” per hour, or 1.4 “meals” per minute.

And that’s JUST to break even on the cost of the license.

The City Hall station of the NYC Subway, the showpiece station of the 1904 subway system, has been closed since 1945, but is being restored and is now open for tours by the Transit Museum. Daniel J. Grinkevich took a tour and posted his photos to Flickr.

It’s almost like stepping back in time.

Photographer Stephen Wilkes blended photographs together to depict one day in NYC.

Photographer Stephen Wilkes took pictures of the same spot in Manhattan for 10 hours.

He then blended the thirty to fifty individual images together to make seamless collages showing some of the city’s most famous landmarks from day to night.

I think the Flatiron Building is my favorite.

There’s a replica of a WWI biplane on a roof in Manhattan.

Though Kaufman delights in onlookers wondering if a plane did indeed fly in and land on 77 Water Street, the aircraft is actually just an artistic re-imagining of a 1916 British Sopwith Camel, designed by Rudolph de Harak and constructed by sculptor William Tarr. It was hoisted into place by crane in 1969 and hasn’t moved since.

I love how it now looks almost like a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean.

Slate explains why NYC’s bagels are so good. While water chemistry might play a bit part in it, it’s more about making them correctly than where they’re made:

If the bottom is significantly darker and harder than the rest of the surface, you’re eating a roll with a hole, not a bagel.

I’ve had good bagels outside of New York; and I’ve had bad bagels in New York; but nothing^* comes close to a really good bagel, fresh out of the oven on a Sunday morning in New York while listening to tables around you debate on whether the Yankees need an additional pitcher (they do) or whether the Mets should just trade everyone away and start over from scratch (they should).

^*Nothing, except maybe a nice MLT (mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich) where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

N SKY C is a web site that shows the average color of the sky over NYC. Updated every five minutes, with pictures, it’s rather interesting (or not) to see that it’s been either black or grey except for sunrise/sunset. It has been overcast and rainy the last few days.

In six days, an NYC man has collected over $800 of dropped jewels and precious metals in NYC’s diamond district.

“It’s the same principal as collecting cans on the street and redeeming them for nickels. It’s redemption of reusable gold. This is the gold that has been on this street for 60 years. I know how to look, and I know where to look for it.”

And now there will be dozens of other people doing it too.

Hot on the heels of losing a cobra, the Bronx Zoo has lost a peacock, and it’s on the loose in NYC.

Earlier in the day, the feathered fugitive was spotted outside the E. 180th St. subway station. As excited commuters snapped cell phone pictures, she dined on a discarded hamburger bun before sauntering across several lanes of traffic.

Kind of reminds me of that line in “The Hunt for Red October” where Dr. Pelt is sitting with the Russian ambassador hearing about how the Russian’s have not heard from a second submarine in some time, and says (condescendingly),  “You’ve lost ANOTHER one?”

The US Postal Service’s new stamp featuring a photo of the Statue of Liberty accidentally used a photo of a replica in Las Vegas.

The service selected the image from a photography service, and issued rolls of the stamp bearing the image in December. This month, it issued a sheet of 18 Lady Liberty and flag stamps. Information accompanying the original release of the stamp included a bit of history on the real Statue of Liberty. Las Vegas was never mentioned. The whole mess was exposed by the stamp magazine, which this week ran photographs of both statues.

In the immortal words of one Homer J. Simpson, “Doh!”

Yesterday was baseball’s opening day, so here’s some baseball related stuff:

Yesterday was the start of the 17th consecutive season that Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, and Mariano Rivera have played together. No trio in the history of baseball, basketball, football, or hockey have played that long together.

USA Today has a chart listing the highest paid player at each position. Five of the ten players listed are Yankees. I’m surprised it was only five.

USA Today also has an interactive database of team/player salaries. Alex Rodriguez will be paid $32 million this year. The Kansas City Royals entire team payroll this year will be $36 million.

The Mets will begin paying Bobby Bonilla over $1 million a year for the next 25 years, after releasing him in 2000. That’s more than 16 players on their current roster. The Mets have some other financial problems to deal with.

A mother is suing her daughter’s preschool for $19,000, the cost of tuition.

In court papers, Nicole Imprescia suggests York Avenue Preschool jeopardized little Lucia’s chances of getting into an elite private school or, one day, the Ivy League.

As a New Yorker, this embarrasses me.

The Pittsburgh Penguins team bus got into an accident on their way to an outdoor practice session in New York’s Central Park, so the team had to get out and hail taxis to get to the practice.

“It was quite a sight,” coach Dan Bylsma said. “I think the gentleman involved in the accident backed off a little bit when he saw a whole hockey team get out with sticks and gloves in their hands — and if he had known anything about last night, that may be why he backed off.”

The Pens had just played the New York Islanders the night before in a game reminiscent of the 70′s.

The teams combined for 65 penalties that totaled 346 minutes and including 10 ejections. There were 15 fighting majors and 20 misconducts in the game that set records for both teams for most combined penalty minutes and left few players around to finish it.