The BBC gave “Humpty Dumpty” a happy ending by changing the last line from “Couldn’t put Humpty together again” to “made Humpty happy again”. They previously changed the ending of “Little Miss Muffet”, as well.

Tom Harris, the Labour MP for Glasgow South, said:

I think it’s becoming a bit too much of a trend with the BBC. We need to stop this moronic activity.

I agree.

Sears starts Christmas sales in July.

July?  I was a month off.