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What I’m Watching Tonight: Deadliest Catch

Deadliest Catch

Disclaimer: I cannot draw, which I think is pretty obvious.

In an interview with Smithsonian Magazine, Matt Groening reveals the true location of Springfield:

Springfield was named after Springfield, Oregon. The only reason is that when I was a kid, the TV show “Father Knows Best” took place in the town of Springfield, and I was thrilled because I imagined that it was the town next to Portland, my hometown. When I grew up, I realized it was just a fictitious name. I also figured out that Springfield was one of the most common names for a city in the U.S. In anticipation of the success of the show, I thought, “This will be cool; everyone will think it’s their Springfield.” And they do.

I want the real Springfield to erect a Homer statue in the middle of town, just like the Jebediah Springfield statue in “The Simpsons”.

PBS shows will soon get commercial breaks.

This is sad for two reasons. First, nobody wants to snap out of the Ken Burns zone for even a few seconds. As The Times points out in their coverage, PBS’s chief selling point to both audiences and sponsors was the unbroken programming, a format that both felt more authentic and supports the in-depth focus of shows like Frontline or any of the network’s many documentaries about everything you didn’t think was so exceedingly interesting until you sat down and leaned in for an hour.

The above is exactly why this news makes me sad (excellent little graphic, btw).

This commercial for the video game “Call of Duty: Black Ops” is probably the best video game commercial I’ve ever seen.  The average American 30-somethings firing weapons; Kobe and Kimmel; “Concierge”; The Rolling Stones’ “Gimme Shelter”—stopping and restarting at the perfect times; and no actual game play footage all underscore the perfect tagline: “There’s a soldier in all of us”.

Hopefully the game will live up to the commercial (it’s got zombies…how bad could it be?)

Ken Burns’ awesome “Baseball” documentary will have a new four-hour installment come September. It will bring the 1994 series up to date with what’s gone on in the past 16 years. Of special note is the Red Sox’ 2004 World Series win:

A coda to Baseball held appeal because of recent events around the game — and, for a long-suffering Sox fan such as Burns, as a way to celebrate the team’s 2004 World Series win. “I admit we would not be doing this had they not won,” Burns says. “But this will sit well with all fans.”

Yeah, that should sit well with Yankees fans.

Artist Mark Bennett had made blueprints of fictional homes including Ricky & Lucy Ricardo, Bruce Wayne, and Wilma & Fred Flintstone.

The Hallmark Movie Channel Does It Again

Do people really watch movies on this channel? IMDB lists the movie at 112 minutes long, yet they take 4 hours to show it.

Once again, I’ll do the math:

  • Movie length = 112 minutes
  • Total length of showing = 240 minutes
  • Total commercial time = 128 minutes (total length – movie length)
  • Amount of commercial time for each minute of movie time = 1.1 minutes (total commercial time / movie length)

That means that if they display 10 minutes of movie, you have to sit through 11 minutes of commercials.

How do they get away with this?

P.S. At least I’m consistent. The photo from the last time something like this happened showed that I was tuned to SNY at 9:37 p.m. Clearly, I’m fond of watching SNY at night and cruising the guide for something else to watch.

After 30 years in the booth, John Madden has retired.

Longtime broadcast partner Al Michaels said Madden will have a unique place in pro football history.

“No one has made the sport more interesting, more relevant and more enjoyable to watch and listen to than John,” Michaels said in a statement. “There’s never been anyone like him and he’s been the gold standard for analysts for almost three decades.”

When I was growing up, almost every Sunday afternoon Giants’ game was broadcast by John Madden and Pat Summerall; so much so, in fact, that I was disappointed and didn’t pay as much attention to the game when it was another tandem in the booth. You could tell that he really loved watching the game (as well as hearing his own voice), and was at home explaining the obvious points as well as the underlying subtle ones. He’ll be missed.

How You Can Tell That The Movie You’re About To Watch Has Too Many Commercials

When a 1 hour 36 minute movie takes 4 hours to show.

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And before you start thinking too much, I already did the math for you:

  • Movie length = 96 minutes
  • Total length of showing = 240 minutes
  • Total commercial time = 144 minutes (Total length – Movie length)
  • Amount of commercial time for each minute of movie time = 1.5 minutes (total commercial time / movie length)

That means that if they display 10 minutes of movie, you have to sit through 15 minutes of commercials.

And you just know the commercials on the Hallmark Movie Channel will make you want to scratch your eyes out.

Update (May 22, 2009)They’ve done it again!

What Exactly Is In Wendy’s Burgers?

I was watching TV and saw a Wendy’s commercial touting how their burgers are made with fresh beef.  I like looking at the fine print in ads, so I noticed the following screen:

Wendy's commercial screencap

In case you can’t read it, at the bottom it says, “Fresh beef available in contiguous US and CN.”

So what exactly are the burgers made of in Hawaii and Alaska?

In this YouTube clip, Stephen Hawking explains how he appeared on “The Simpsons”:

My daughter, Lucy, knew one of the script writers for ‘The Simpsons’.  She said he would like to write an episode involving me.  I accepted immediately because it would be fun and because ‘The Simpsons’ in the best thing on American Television.

He further says:

The episode was very funny and almost as many people know me through ‘The Simpsons’ as through my science.

If true, more people should read A Brief History of Time.

CNN’s Breaking News Annoys Me

I subscribe to CNN’s Breaking News e-mail alerts.  I figured that since I have a BlackBerry, I can get important news e-mailed to me so I can be aware of it without having to check the web site.  For a little while it was good in that the news that was considered “breaking” was actually news that might be considered important.

That has changed.  I think that whoever is pulling the trigger on what is breaking news has a very low threshold, or, they are paid by the number of breaking news items they send out.  Below are just three “Breaking News” items that CNN saw fit to send me recently:

  • Don Knotts died.
  • Ben Rothlisburger to be issued summons for failing to wear a helmet and have a proper motorcycle license.
  • Dan Rather reaches agreement with CBS News to leave the network after 44 years.

You’re joking, right?

Update: I threw up a page that keeps track of the ridiculous ones.  They’ve gotten a lot better.