Entries tagged “women”

A study has found that women in relationships spend three hours a week redoing the chores that their men have already done because they don’t consider them to have been done properly.

The Sainsbury’s spokesman added: ‘Two thirds of women admit they find they’re pleased when their partners get involved with the cleaning, and are glad when he has recognised that these things don’t get done by themselves.

‘Yet they can’t help but be critical of his attempts, believing they’re not quite up to scratch.

Here’s a hint for men: if you don’t want to do a chore, do it badly the first time and you’ll never be asked to do it again. Don’t want to do dishes? Break one doing them. Don’t want to do laundry? Put a red shirt in with the whites. And the key part…offer to do the chore again, and the woman will beg you not to.

It’s amazing that I’m single, isn’t it?

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

— Oscar Wilde

A shopping center in China has opened a ‘women-only’ parking lot. Besides being painted in pink and light purple, the parking bays are three feet wider than normal bays.

In deference to my female readers, I will not say anything other than to politely chuckle.

Sports Illustrated has a profile on 6-foot 7-inch twins, the world’s tallest living female twins.

It’s like a dream come true.