Mar 8th 2012
 

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I’m almost out of cha
 

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FOUND SOME!
Mar 7th 2012
 

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Without the chalkboard Woody is nothing
 

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Without Tony this show is something.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

 

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Without chalk
Mar 6th 2012
 

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I prefer Fat Tuesday over Super Tuesday
 

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Nails!
 

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Yes, I want guacamole!
(I know it’s extra)

Mar 1st 2012
 

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You’re welcome chalkboard industry.
 

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Now might be a good time to buy stock in chalk.
Feb 29th 2012
 

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I don’t just bring meat, I bring Kobe beef.
 

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I like my steak tartare well done
 

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After K.B. talks there’s still meat left on that bone.

Note: K.B. = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show

Feb 28th 2012
 

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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
 

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A man is known by the company he avoids.
 

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The early bird gets the worm. The early dog gets the bird.
Feb 27th 2012
 

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3-time Academy Award winner

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

 

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Won an Oscar last night for Best Facetime
Feb 23rd 2012
 

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Somedays you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
 

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Warning:
Mouth operates faster than brain.

 

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It’s my time to shine!
Feb 22nd 2012
 

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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
 

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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Feb 21st 2012
 

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Never forget

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Medicine is the best medicine
Feb 10th 2012
 

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Now that I know all the answers, nobody ask me any questions.
 

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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Feb 8th 2012
 

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400 is a Harshad Number

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now, and yes, 400 is a Harshad Number.

 

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400 is the square of 20.

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.

 

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A circle is divided into 400 grads.

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.

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