Mar 26th 2008

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead

Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors.

Mar 25th 2008

If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap, & easy

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

Mar 24th 2008

I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs

Practice safe lunch use a condiment

Excess is never too much in moderation

Mar 14th 2008

You had me at mute

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than a king

Don’t try this at home I’m an amateur

Mar 13th 2008

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you

Sorry if I look interested, I’M NOT

Money is the root of all evil. Send me $10 for more information.

Mar 12th 2008

I love me some me

Blame Captain Kangaroo for the way I am

Mar 11th 2008

Some wear Superman PJ’s, Superman wears Woody PJ’s

If I look lost & confused return me to ATH

I know everything, just not all at once

Mar 10th 2008

People who think they know it all really annoy those who do

I’m schizophrenic and so am I.

Stable relationships are for horses

Mar 7th 2008

Dog & remote missing. Reward for remote.

I want Mariotti Marriott points

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Mar 6th 2008

It’s a Favre Favre better thing he did

Note: Brett Favre retired earlier in the day

For my next trick I need Jay & a mute button

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Mar 5th 2008

Dikembe Mutombo means no worries

Note: Dikembe Mutombo is an NBA basketball player.

Without geometry, life is pointless

On your mark, get set, go away!

Mar 4th 2008

If you can’t run with the big dogs, get back on the porch

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This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige's chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show "Around The Horn". This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody's chalkboard. Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.

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