I went out on a date a while back.
While at dinner, I asked her if she thought that President Clinton had had some “extracurricular” activity with Monica.
She replied, “I don’t think I saw that episode.”
I had no idea what she was talking about. It was on all the newscasts and newspapers in the previous few days.
“Huh?” I asked.
“I think I missed that episode.” She must have seen the confusion on my face, because she added, “You’re talking about ‘Friends’ right?”
Scary, isn’t it?
A few days after that, we were talking on the phone, and she asked me, “If there’s one person of all of history that you could meet, who would it be?”
I thought about it for a few seconds, and said, “Leonardo da Vinci.”
She replied in an excited tone, “Oh, he was so good in ‘Titanic’ wasn’t he?”
Needless to say, it’s been a while since I’ve talked to her.
