All Monica’s Are On Friends

December 5, 1998

I went out on a date a while back.

While at dinner, I asked her if she thought that President Clinton had had some “extracurricular” activity with Monica.

She replied, “I don’t think I saw that episode.”

I had no idea what she was talking about. It was on all the newscasts and newspapers in the previous few days.

“Huh?” I asked.

“I think I missed that episode.” She must have seen the confusion on my face, because she added, “You’re talking about ‘Friends’ right?”

Scary, isn’t it?

A few days after that, we were talking on the phone, and she asked me, “If there’s one person of all of history that you could meet, who would it be?”

I thought about it for a few seconds, and said, “Leonardo da Vinci.”

She replied in an excited tone, “Oh, he was so good in ‘Titanic’ wasn’t he?”

Needless to say, it’s been a while since I’ve talked to her.