Sometimes, when I look at the logs of this site, I’m struck by how often it’s visited by someone after it was returned by a search engine based on a somewhat strange query.
I have included a few of the strange queries here and will add to it as appropriate. I may find the query strange if it is 1) just a strange group of words to begin with, and 2) odd that my site was returned as a result.
(this page is not included in search engines)
| Query | Search Engine |
|---|---|
| physical why men masterbate (sic) |
Google |
| disection of the dog |
MSN |
| spank & child |
AltaVista |
| "my pants" & boxers |
Google |
| how do men masterbate (sic) |
Google |
| some foreigner donate some money . i want e-mail address . |
Google |
| asked me to remove my boxers |
Google |
| your married guy i cannot have relationship with you |
Yahoo |
| turd burglar josh |
Yahoo |
| why do men masterbate (sic) every day |
Yahoo |
| why do men need to masterbate (sic) |
Yahoo |
| what does electroencephalographically mean |
Yahoo |
| do all men masterbate (sic) |
Yahoo & AOL |
| why do men cave |
AOL |
| father son urinals |
AOL |
| how do men masterbate (sic) with home things |
Google |
| do all women masterbate (sic) |
Google |
| how do i know if i have pms? |
Google |
| keeping pigeon indoor |
Yahoo |
| learn how to masterbate (sic) |
Google |
| why do men adjust themselves |
Google |
| nose cone of the poop |
Yahoo |
| taking a dump |
MSN |
| how to get rid of a bloodstain |
Yahoo |
| underwear stories |
AOL |
| men woman that go nude in front of thar (sic) son and daughter |
Google |
| dennis rodman penis flash |
Google |
