Weird Search Results

People who find my site search for weird stuff
June 18, 2006

Sometimes, when I look at the logs of this site, I’m struck by how often it’s visited by someone after it was returned by a search engine based on a somewhat strange query.

I have included a few of the strange queries here and will add to it as appropriate. I may find the query strange if it is 1) just a strange group of words to begin with, and 2) odd that my site was returned as a result.

(this page is not included in search engines)

Query Search Engine
physical why men masterbate (sic)
Google
disection of the dog
MSN
spank & child
AltaVista
"my pants" & boxers
Google
how do men masterbate (sic)
Google
some foreigner donate some money . i want e-mail address .
Google
asked me to remove my boxers
Google
your married guy i cannot have relationship with you
Yahoo
turd burglar josh
Yahoo
why do men masterbate (sic) every day
Yahoo
why do men need to masterbate (sic)
Yahoo
what does electroencephalographically mean
Yahoo
do all men masterbate (sic)
Yahoo & AOL
why do men cave
AOL
father son urinals
AOL
how do men masterbate (sic) with home things
Google
do all women masterbate (sic)
Google
how do i know if i have pms?
Google
keeping pigeon indoor
Yahoo
learn how to masterbate (sic)
Google
why do men adjust themselves
Google
nose cone of the poop
Yahoo
taking a dump
MSN
how to get rid of a bloodstain
Yahoo
underwear stories
AOL
men woman that go nude in front of thar (sic) son and daughter
Google
dennis rodman penis flash
Google