Below is a list of fortune cookie fortunes that I’ve received in alphabetical order. A number in parenthesis after the fortune indicates that I’ve received it multiple times, and how many times I’ve received it. This list is updated each time I have Chinese food.
- A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life.
- A dubious friend may be an enemy in camouflage.
- A faithful friend is a strong defense.
- A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air. (2)
- A fresh start will put you on your way.
- A friend asks only for your time not your money.
- A friend is a present you give yourself.
- A gambler not only will lose what he has, but also will lose what he doesn’t have.
- A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
- A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
- A good time to finish up old tasks. (2)
- A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
- A lifetime friend shall soon be made.
- A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you.
- A light heart carries you through all the hard times.
- A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends.
- A new perspective will come with the new year. (2)
- A person is never to (sic) old to learn. (2)
- A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
- A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
- A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day.
- A small donation is call for. It’s the right thing to do.
- A smile is your personal welcome mat.
- A smooth long journey! Great expectations.
- A soft voice may be awfully persuasive.
- A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance.
- Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better.
- Adventure can be real happiness.
- Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. (2)
- Advice, when most needed, is least heeded.
- All the effort you are making will ultimately pay off.
- All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
- All will go well with your new project.
- All your hard work will soon pay off.
- Allow compassion to guide your decisions.
- An acquaintance of the past will affect you in the near future.
- An agreeable romance might begin to take on the appearance.
- An important person will offer you support.
- An inch of time is an inch of gold.
- Any day above ground is a good day.
- Any decision you have to make tomorrow is a good decision.
- At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
- Be careful or you could fall for some tricks today.
- Beauty in its various forms appeals to you. (2)
- Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.
- Believe in yourself and others will too.
- Believe it can be done.
- Better ask twice than lose yourself once.
- Bide your time, for success is near.
- Carve your name on your heart and not on marble.
- Chance favors those in motion.
- Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!
- Competence like yours is underrated.
- Congratulations! You are on your way.
- Could I get some directions to your heart? (2)
- Courtesy begins in the home.
- Courtesy is contagious.
- Curiosity kills boredom. Nothing can kill curiosity.
- Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.
- Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.
- Determination is what you need now.
- Diligence and modesty can raise your social status.
- Disbelief destroys the magic.
- Distance yourself from the vain.
- Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others.
- Do not demand for someone’s soul if you already got his heart.
- Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
- Do not make extra work for yourself.
- Do not underestimate yourself. Human beings have unlimited potentials.
- Do you know that the busiest person has the largest amount of time?
- Don’t be discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
- Don’t confuse recklessness with confidence. (2)
- Don’t expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational.
- Don’t just spend time. Invest it.
- Don’t just think, act!
- Don’t let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
- Don’t let the past and useless detail choke your existence.
- Don’t let your limitations overshadow your talents.
- Don’t worry; prosperity will knock on your door soon.
- Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do.
- Education is the ability to meet life’s situations.
- Embrace this love relationship you have!
- Emulate what you admire in your parents. (2)
- Emulate what you respect in your friends.
- Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.
- Every wise man started out by asking many questions.
- Everyday in your life is a special occasion.
- Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.
- Expect much of yourself and little of others.
- Failure is the chance to do better next time.
- Failure is the path of lease persistence.
- Fear and desire – two sides of the same coin.
- Fearless courage is the foundation of victory.
- Feeding a cow with roses does not get extra appreciation.
- First think of what you want to do; then do what you have to do.
- Follow the middle path. Neither extreme will make you happy.
- For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love.
- For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
- Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
- From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
- From now on your kindness will lead you to success.
- Get your mind set – confidence will lead you on.
- Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.
- Go for the gold today! You’ll be the champion of whatever.
- Go take a rest; you deserve it.
- Good news will be brought to you by mail.
- Good news will come to you by mail.
- Good to begin well, better to end well.
- Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink.
- Happiness will bring you good luck.
- Happy life is just in front of you.
- Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips.
- Have a beautiful day.
- He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed. (2)
- He who knows he has enough is rich.
- He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Help! I’m being held prisoner in a chinese bakery!
- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
- How you look depends on where you go.
- I learn by going where I have to go.
- If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
- If certainty were truth, we would never be wrong.
- If you continually give, you will continually have.
- If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings.
- If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a thing, you’re right.
- If you wish to see the best in others, show the best of yourself.
- If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted.
- If your desires are not to extravagant they will be granted. (2)
- If you’re feeling down, try throwing yourself into your work.
- Imagination rules the world.
- In order to take, one must first give.
- In the end all things will be known.
- In this world of contradiction, It’s better to be merry than wise.
- It could be better, but its [sic] good enough.
- It is better to be an optimist and proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right.
- It is better to deal with problems before they arise.
- It is honorable to stand up for what is right, however unpopular it seems.
- It is worth reviewing some old lessons.
- It takes courage to admit fault.
- It’s not the amount of time you devote, but what you devote to the time that counts.
- It’s time to get moving. Your spirits will lift accordingly.
- Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.
- Let the world be filled with tranquility and goodwill.
- Like the river flow into the sea. Something are just meant to be.
- Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.
- Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
- Living with a commitment to excellence shall take you far.
- Long life is in store for you.
- Love is a warm fire to keep the soul warm.
- Love is like sweet medicine, good to the last drop.
- Love lights up the world.
- Love truth, but pardon error. (2)
- Man is born to live and not prepared to live.
- Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains it’s original dimensions.
- Many will travel to hear you speak.
- Meditation with an old enemy is advised.
- Miles are covered one step at a time.
- Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
- Never fear! The end of something marks the start of something new.
- New ideas could be profitable.
- New people will bring you new realizations, especially about big issues. (2)
- No one can walk backwards into the future.
- Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
- Now is a good time to buy stock.
- Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest!
- Now is the time to try something new
- Now is the time to try something new.
- Observe all men, but most of all yourself.
- One can never fill another’s shoes, rather he must outgrow the old shoes.
- One of the first things you should look for in a problem is its positive side.
- Others can help you now.
- Pennies from heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!
- People are attracted by your Delicate [sic] features.
- People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.
- Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on saving.
- Physical activity will dramatically improve your outlook today.
- Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
- Place special emphasis on old friendship.
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- Practice makes perfect.
- Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
- Put your mind into planning today. Look into the future.
- Remember the birthday but never the age.
- Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends.
- Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
- Resting well is as important as working hard.
- Romance moves you in a new direction.
- Savor your freedom – it is precious.
- Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
- Self-knowledge is a life long process.
- Share your joys and sorrows with your family.
- Sift through your past to get a better idea of the present.
- Sloth makes all things difficult; industry all easy.
- Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship.
- Smile when you are ready.
- Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
- Someone you care about seeks reconciliation.
- Soon life will become more interesting.
- Stand tall. Don’t look down upon yourself. (2)
- Staying close to home is going to be best for your morale today
- Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
- Strong reasons make strong actions.
- Stuff happens. It is your response that counts.
- Success is a journey, not a destination.
- Success is failure turned inside out.
- Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
- Swimming is easy. Stay floating is hard.
- Take care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you.
- Take the high road.
- Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.
- The architect of your destiny is yourself.
- The austerity you see around you covers the richness of life like a veil.
- The best men are molded of their faults.
- The best prediction of future is the past.
- The change you started already have far-reaching effects. Be ready.
- The change you started already have far-reaching effects. Be ready.
- The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.
- The greatest achievement in life is to stand up again after falling.
- The harder you work, the luckier you get.
- The night life is for you.
- The one that recognizes the illusion does not act as if it is real.
- The only people who never fail are those who never try.
- The person who will not stand for something will fall for anything.
- The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
- The saints are the sinners who keep on trying.
- The secret to good friends is no secret to you. (2)
- The small courtesies sweeten life, the greater ennoble it.
- The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
- The strong person understands how to withstand substantial loss.
- The sure way to predict the future is to invent it.
- The truly generous share, even with the undeserving.
- The value lies not within any particular thing, but in the desire placed on that thing.
- The weather is wonderful. (2)
- There is a time for caution, but not for fear.
- There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
- There is no wisdom greater than kindness. (2)
- There is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived (sic) ones prosper.
- There’s no such thing as an ordinary cat.
- Things don’t just happen; they happen just.
- Those who care will make the effort.
- Time and patience are called for many surprises await you!. (sic)
- Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time
- To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
- To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Today is the conserve yourself, as things just won’t budge.
- Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening.
- Tonight you will be blinded by passion.
- Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
- We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
- Welcome change.
- “Welcome” is a powerful word.
- Well done is better than well said.
- What’s hidden in an empty box?
- What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
- What’s yours in mine, and what’s mine is mine.
- When more become too much. It’s same as being not enough.
- When your heart is pure, your mind is clear.
- Wish you happiness.
- With age comes wisdom.
- You (sic) adventure could lead to happiness.
- You always bring others happiness.
- You are a person of another time.
- You are a talented storyteller. (2)
- You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability.
- You are almost there.
- You are busy, but you are happy.
- You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
- You are going to have some new clothes. (2)
- You are in good hands this evening.
- You are interested in higher education, whether material or spiritual.
- You are modest and courteous.
- You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
- You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
- You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!
- You are open-minded and quick to make new friends. (2)
- You are solid and dependable.
- You are soon going to change your present line of work.
- You are talented in many ways.
- You are the master of every situation. (2)
- You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
- You are working hard.
- You begin to appreciate how important it is to share your personal beliefs.
- You can keep a secret.
- You can see a lot just by looking.
- You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.
- You desire recognition and you will find it.
- You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
- You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
- You have a friendly heart and are well admired. (2)
- You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.
- You have a yearning for perfection. (3)
- You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
- You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
- You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
- You have exceeded what was expected.
- You have had a good start. Work harder!
- You have the power to write your own fortune.
- You have yearning for perfection.
- You know where you are going and how to get there.
- You look pretty.
- You love challenge.
- You love chinese food.
- You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.
- You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. (2)
- You never know who you touch.
- You only treasure what you lost.
- You seek to shield those you love and like the role of provider. (2)
- You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
- You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
- You should pay for this check. Be generous.
- You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.
- You will always be surrounded by true friends.
- You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
- You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
- You will be a great success both in the business world and society. (2)
- You will be blessed with longevity.
- You will be pleasantly surprised tonight.
- You will be sharing great news with all the people you love.
- You will be successful in your work.
- You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
- You will be unusually successful in business.
- You will become a great philanthropist in your later years.
- You will become more and more wealthy.
- You will enjoy good health.
- You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury.
- You will find great contentment in the daily, routine activities.
- You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
- You will have gold pieces by the bushel.
- You will inherit a large sum of money.
- You will make change for the better.
- You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
- You will take a chance in something in near future.
- You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
- You will travel far and wide,both pleasure and business.
- Your abilities are unparalleled.
- Your ability is appreciated.
- Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
- Your biggest virtue is your modesty.
- Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained.
- Your difficulties will strengthen you.
- Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you.
- Your dreams are worth your best efforts to achieve them.
- Your energy returns and you get things done.
- Your family is young, gifted and attractive.
- Your first love has never forgotten you.
- Your goal will be reached very soon.
- Your happiness is before you, not behind you! Cherish it.
- Your hard work will payoff today.
- Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
- Your home is the center of great love.
- Your ideals are well within your reach.
- Your infinite capacity for patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
- Your leadership qualities will be tested and proven.
- Your life will be happy and peaceful.
- Your life will get more and more exciting.
- Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
- Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
- Your loyalty is a virtue, but not when it’s wedded with blind stubbornness.
- Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.
- Your mind is creative, original and alert.
- Your mind is your greatest asset.
- Your moods signal a period of change.
- Your quick wits will get you out of a tough situation.
- Your reputation is your wealth.
- Your success will astonish everyone. (2)
- Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
- Your work interests can capture the highest status or prestige.