When You Have Dinner With Your Parents, You Sometimes Learn Something

Once in a while that something might be something interesting, profound, or even life changing. More often than not you learn just one more of your father’s strange eating habits. Forget about eating soup with a fork…pizza can be consumed without the crust, or the rest of the dough.

It’s a bad cellphone shot, but you can see from the picture below that the three upper slices are just dough…someone has stolen the cheese, tomato sauce, and bacon. The slice on the lower right is intact, but won’t be for long.

picture of strange pizza eating

An eye opener indeed. I’m just glad he didn’t order a pizza the way he really wants it, “I’d like a bacon pizza, and hold the dough.”

The scariest thing is that I might turn out like him one day.

Oct 22, 2008