Thursday, October 8, 2015
Back to the Future II predicted the Cubs. So am I.
Marty McFly gets here in thirteen days! Prepare yourselves
Today, I’m going ahead to the past
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Tony reminds me of big bird the grouch
I lead ATH in wins and first eliminations
I’m torn between Yogi Bear and Deputy Dawg
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
I was hoping Pablo was the host today
JD the director is my homeboy; I’m ready for my closeup
Friday, October 2, 2015
Bad combination: sleeping in the nude and sleep walking
My parents moved, but wouldn’t tell me where
I took Latin in high school, but it was all Greek to me
Monday, September 28, 2015
I’m not old enough to get muted
I offer good opinions and false advertising
My hair ignores me and your emails
Friday, September 25, 2015
Hey Pope Francis, do you want to come over and watch football?
No good story starts with, “I was eating a salad when…”
Wednesday, September 23, 2015

“I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
— Yogi Berra

“I never said most of the things I said.”
— Yogi Berra

“So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
— Yogi Berra

Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Tony, let me speak, or the voices in my head will have to intervene