Friday, November 20, 2015
Velcro: A rip-off if you ask me
In company meetings, turn off your phone and your mind
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Frank S. Hola!
What a coincidence. My IQ and my golf handicap are the same
Monday, November 16, 2015
Tony went to Fordham; I went to Chevyham

Ronda Rousey
Down and deFEETed

Friday, November 13, 2015
There’s a reason you never see the producer
There’s a “P” in ESPN for a reason. Hello!
Thursday, November 12, 2015

Orion’s belt is just a big waste of space
and time

Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
No one can hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the “P” is silent
A tree may not make a sound when it falls in the woods, but it sure leaves a mark
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
After 13 years and 500 wins I think I deserve tenure.

ATH stands for “All time host.”
Points Tony

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Monday, November 2, 2015
Party at Frank’s house. He has his own pool…cue

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Ways to Write Good
1. Be more or less specific.
2. Avoid alliteration, always.
Three. Be consistent.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

I have only two rules:
valet parking
no salad bars

I always run at the mouth of a river
Monday, October 26, 2015
Cowlishaw is all Texas – all hat, no good answers

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Frank is a man without an island; he lives in Brooklyn

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show