About

Just like everyone else on the web, I have nothing to say, yet I spend hours creating a site to prove it.

Who is Josh?

Josh's avatarJosh is a 40-something New Yorker who likes movies, television, wine, women, and song. He’s been described as having “a laconic, dry sense of humor”, which might be an understatement.

He’s six feet, six inches tall, and weighs around 205 pounds. His birthday is September 6, which makes him a Virgo, and he was born and raised in New York, NY, USA, Earth, Milky Way.

He has a wide array of interests, likes almost all varieties of music to some degree or another, and will try just about anything once (except for asparagus).

He wouldn’t mind if the U.S. national anthem was replaced by “Louis, Louis”; he believes that if you break your shoelace while you’re getting dressed for work, you should get a free day off; he loves the smell of the city right after it rains; he thinks that the English language is fun because there’s no correct way to write the sentence, “There are three ways to write the word ‘to’.”; he believes that Diet Dr Pepper really does taste just like regular Dr Pepper; and he believes that landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth is mankind’s crowning achievement thus far, followed closely by the bikini.

WOMBAT Powered

A wombat (Vombatus ursinus) is a somewhat cute marsupial from Australia. They are similar to koalas except that they burrow and don’t have a propensity for eucalyptus.

However, WOMBAT is an acronym that stands for “Waste Of Money, Brains, And Talent”, and it’s responsible for this site. This site is an enormous WOMBAT.

About this Site

This site is built using Jekyll. The theme is hand-coded and based on Josh’s imagination using Bootstrap and jQuery. Typefaces used include Circular and Font Awesome.