Tuesday, August 19, 2014
I’m rubber you’re glue, let’s make some award-winning art together

Say it out loud

Thanks for the advice. But what I really need are minions
Monday, August 18, 2014
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. Ask Bob

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap
Thursday, August 14, 2014
At my age, every hour I work should be overtime.

17 wins. Great job Frank. But, I’m still more famous than you.
– Chalkboard

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

We’ll we’ll we’ll
if it isn’t autocorrect

Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Great! No Frank today. I still have two more wishes

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver
Monday, August 11, 2014
It’s officially Shark Week. Productivity level set to zero
Don’t knock on Pablo’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!

Note: Pablo = Pablo Torres, another panelist on the show (who was doing host duty since Tony was out)

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you
Friday, August 8, 2014
Hey Bill, if you were a ninja turtle, which one would you be?

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Casual Friday has been cancelled due to Kevin

Note: Kevin = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show

Sometimes I wonder why the frisbee gets bigger. Then it hits me
Thursday, August 7, 2014

1. Hulk hands
2. Stormtrooper hat
3. Depends

Cowlishaw is very well educated on stuff that he makes up

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener