Pujols’ 500 home runs good
Paige’s 2100 shows better!
What day does an easter egg had the most?
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
Please remove your shoes. Take mine on the way out
Note to self:
Insult Frank as much as possible
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
Who is better looking? Me or Frank?