Feb 3rd 2012
 
Segment

Coming up:
by popular demand, Woody’s world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)

 
Segment 2

3 ripe avacodos [sic]
1 tbs lemon juice
1/2 small sweet onion
1 ripe roma tomato
2 serrano peppers
chopped cilantro
(more to come – I hope)

 
Segment 3

salt + pepper to taste
1-2 jiggers tequila “top shelf”
1 tbs mexican hot sauce
secret ingredient:
1 tbs mayo (don’t tell)

Feb 1st 2012
 
Segment 1

Either you agree with me, or you’re wrong.
 
Segment 2

Forgive Bomani, I was young and stupid once too.

Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.

 
Segment 3

I’d rather be alone than with these people.
Jan 31st 2012
 
Segment 1

I got rid of my headache

[pic]

 
Segment 2

I’m your wing, man

[pic]

 
Segment 3

Pong is still the best game.

[pic]

Jan 30th 2012
 
Segment 1

I’ve got your back

[pic]

 
Segment 2

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and mutes!
 
Segment 3

Cool story bro; tell it again.
Jan 27th 2012
 
Segment 1

You’re pointless.

Note: A triangle talking to a circle. [pic]

 
Segment 2

Don’t be square!

Note: A circle talking to a square. [pic]

Jan 25th 2012
 
Segment 1

Bob Ryan and I are reprising our roles on The Muppets.
(Statler + Waldorf)

 
Segment 2

Zombies eat brains!
(Tony, you’re safe)

 
Segment 3

All sports are fantasy sports with this body.
Jan 24th 2012
 
Segment 1

I’m just the boy that tweeted “wolf”
 
Segment

Karaoke is a window to the soul.
Soul, or funk, or rock.

 
Segment 3

Give me Face Time, or give me cheeseburgers.
Jan 23rd 2012
 
Segment 1

This is my brain.
Well, this is my brain on chalk.

 
Segment 2

Beggers can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!
 
Segment 3

If you don’t believe me, I made it up.
Jan 18th 2012
 
Segment 1

I like Vanna better

Note: Tony opened the show by touching the monitors, like Vanna does on "Wheel of Fortune".

 
Segment

Clean as a whistle?
What about spit?

Jan 17th 2012
 
Segment 1

Stay Tuned
I will be invisible next segment!

 
Segment 2

 

Note: The blackboard was invisible.

Jan 13th 2012
 
Segment 1

Not propaganda,
just a prop,
take a gander.

 
Segment 2

Keep left

Note: Arrow pointing to the right.

 
Segment 3

Stop here on mute

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

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