I like to party. And by party I mean take naps.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
Bacon your pardon, I mustache you a question
Ah! The element of surprise!
Pull yourself together man
Raise your hand if you have at least 10 wins. Sorry Frank.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
Who should I wear when I host the Oscars next year?
My mechanic couldn’t fix my brakes, so he told me to use my feet
Whatever happened to the #1 pencil?
Things that come after 70
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
OK, so what is the speed of dark?