If the Broncos win, I’m painting the Golden Gate Bridge orange.
If the Panthers win, I’ll spend the night in Alcatraz
Tomorrow I’m escaping into Alcatraz
I’m setting up a table at interview night. Meeting is 25 cents
Bill, the book I got you for Christmas is due back at the library today
Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
Camping is all in tents and purposes outside
I once auditioned to be a trumpeter, but I blew it
Hedgehogs are rude. They never share the hedge.
Never give up on your dreams. Unless your dream is to be younger.
A bizarre bazaar is a strange place to shop
Math: The only place people buy 72 oranges and no one wonders why
Loading an online shopping cart with $1.4 billion worth of random stuff takes a long time
Reali sits on paper towels. Mute me on the bounty.
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
My accupuncturist always gets the jab well done
Always give 100 percent. Unless you’re donating blood.
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. Every winner has been from Earth
Do lobster cops use rubber bands instead of handcuffs?
We all know babies come from storks, but do the heavier ones come from cranes?
When in doubt I mumble and hope not to get muted