Thursday, July 24, 2014

Stay tuned for a rare Woody 3-peat

You can now

Wednesday, July 23, 2014
This one’s for Pat

Note: Pat = Pat Bowlen who announced he was giving up control of the Broncos due to Alzheimer's disease

I just realized the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.
I am very nice to my daughter. She’s choosing my nursing home
Monday, July 21, 2014

Garage Sale
80% off

A few people lead normal lives despite owning cats

Got Woody?
It does the ratings good

Wednesday, July 16, 2014


If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Introducing the Grahamwow!
Deja stew; I’ve had that soup before
Careful. You could end up in my next novel.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
I’m going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding
Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Decision
Beard or no beard?

If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
Monday, July 7, 2014
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.