Friday, April 18, 2014

What day does an easter egg had the most?

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants.

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

Thursday, April 17, 2014
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything
Monday, April 7, 2014
I’m wearing skinny jeans. Do they make me look fat?
Loafers: My shoe style and my lifestyle

Please remove your shoes. Take mine on the way out

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Note to self:
Insult Frank as much as possible

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

Who is better looking? Me or Frank?


Tuesday, April 1, 2014
“Kiss my grits”
The Woody Project
“I pity the fool”
Friday, March 28, 2014
I feel like I’m being watched
It’s going to be a rough day


I hear the sound of the mute button in my sleep
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
I can’t even be trusted to type what I mean
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I “overuse” air quotes


Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Beat Woody’s final 4! Win a chalkboard. Go to []