This one’s for Pat
Note: Pat = Pat Bowlen who announced he was giving up control of the Broncos due to Alzheimer's disease
I just realized the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.
I am very nice to my daughter. She’s choosing my nursing home
A few people lead normal lives despite owning cats
If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
Introducing the Grahamwow!
Deja stew; I’ve had that soup before
Careful. You could end up in my next novel.
Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
I’m going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding
If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.