I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my iPhone?
My iPhone seems to be broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.
If we were school supplies I would be the ruler of this panel
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
They say laughter is the best medicine. Actually, it’s scoring more points than Frank.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
I started a band called 999 megabytes, we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap song.
Just went to an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers
I’m so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three
I prefer my puns intended
I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate
Just call me “Mr. 57″ or “Heinz”