Thursday, March 26, 2015
Mr. 2,200
2,200 appearances: the equivalent of “over the hill”
I’m the Kentucky of this show. It’s me vs. the field
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Cheesy pick-up lines
Monday, March 23, 2015
Today my name is backboard
The musician broke into song because he couldn’t find the key
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
I ate my Lucky Charms marshmellows this morning

Note: [sic]

St. Patrick’s Day Poll

Am I wearing underwear beneath my kilt? Y☐ N☐

When is an Irish potato not Irish? When it’s a french fry
Monday, March 16, 2015
The real bracket challenge: hanging my TV wall mount
My bracket is already busted
Thursday, March 12, 2015
My best advice is to not listen to advice, even this advice
If you think nothing is impossible try slamming a revolving door

Diet Rule #1
If nobody sees me eat it, it doesn’t contain calories

Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Should the Colts have signed Al Gore instead of Frank Gore?

Hey App Store can you make a fire?
No Matches

Potatoes are the prettiest vegetables; all eyes are on them
Thursday, March 5, 2015
Very few things blow my mind, unless it’s windy outside
Being a couch potato is risky; someone may get hungry and eat you