I’m busy working hard at doing nothing
Unlawful mathematicians go to prism.
I’m awesome because I’m humble
If it wasn’t for tomorrow, I’d have no future.
Why does Izzy’s right shoulder slump?
Note: Izzy = Isreal Gutierrez, another panelist on ATH.
I knew Jemele when she wasn’t a diva.
Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on ATH.
I knew Cowlishaw when he was bottom cat
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.
I can always tell when they are using fake dinosaurs in movies.
I had a frog, but it croaked.
I was addicted to soap once, but now I’m clean.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings, too.
Why is my cat quiet as a mouse?
I’ve sequestered my soul.
Every time I see you there you are.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.
Someone’s got a secret admirer! Not you, though.
Every book you have is just a different combination of 26 letters.
I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional the other 92% of the time.
They say I’m the master of suspense because
When nothing goes right, go left.
Why do noses run and feet smell?
I’m like juice: always concentrated.