Thursday, October 16, 2014

Nothing brightens up a room like Frank’s absence
Oh, wait…

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I became a vegetarian. I think it was a huge missed steak

This about says it all:

ITALL

Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I’m trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it’s not twerking

To the guy who invented zero
thanks for nothing

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Do you think I will ever get to 500 wins?
Me neither.

A graph of my wins the past month

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Will your dog chase a stick?

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Wednesday, October 8, 2014
You
look
funny
doing
that
with
your
head

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Everything is easier said than done, except talking. That’s the same.
Thursday, October 2, 2014

I’m already disturbed.
Please come in

Before Siri and Cortana, there was me.
— Chalkboard

Someone once told me to follow my dreams, so I’m going back to bed
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Running late is exercise, right?
I’m training for a Netflix marathon
Monday, September 29, 2014
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my iPhone?
My iPhone seems to be broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.
Only one thing keeps me from getting the new iPhone…iBroke
Thursday, September 25, 2014
If we were school supplies I would be the ruler of this panel

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.