Thursday, October 16, 2014

Nothing brightens up a room like Frank’s absence
Oh, wait…

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I became a vegetarian. I think it was a huge missed steak

This about says it all:


Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I’m trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it’s not twerking

To the guy who invented zero
thanks for nothing

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Do you think I will ever get to 500 wins?
Me neither.

A graph of my wins the past month


Will your dog chase a stick?


Wednesday, October 8, 2014


Everything is easier said than done, except talking. That’s the same.
Thursday, October 2, 2014

I’m already disturbed.
Please come in

Before Siri and Cortana, there was me.
— Chalkboard

Someone once told me to follow my dreams, so I’m going back to bed
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Running late is exercise, right?
I’m training for a Netflix marathon
Monday, September 29, 2014
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my iPhone?
My iPhone seems to be broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.
Only one thing keeps me from getting the new iPhone…iBroke
Thursday, September 25, 2014
If we were school supplies I would be the ruler of this panel

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank who?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.