Thursday, October 23, 2014
Frank, I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to attempt to ketchup to me in the standings

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I really don’t like it when my food goes to waist
I don’t like the tops of stairs either. They always bring me down.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Who is the new girl?
– Chalkboard

Note: New girl is Kate Fagan, another panelist on the show

Puppets for sale.
No strings attached.

What is the definition of a will?
(It’s a dead giveaway)

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame they will never meet


I don’t always turnip at parties, but when I do I’m the radish guy.
I’m not being obtuse but, you’re acute girl.
Thursday, October 16, 2014

Nothing brightens up a room like Frank’s absence
Oh, wait…

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I became a vegetarian. I think it was a huge missed steak

This about says it all:


Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I’m trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it’s not twerking

To the guy who invented zero
thanks for nothing

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Do you think I will ever get to 500 wins?
Me neither.

A graph of my wins the past month


Will your dog chase a stick?


Wednesday, October 8, 2014


Everything is easier said than done, except talking. That’s the same.
Thursday, October 2, 2014

I’m already disturbed.
Please come in