USGA ruled today Irving’s shot was a 2-pointer
Things Meat Loaf would do for love
Note: Pie chart showing "anything" and "that" [pic]
I lost my junk food eating contest because I had a chip on my shoulder
I like to hold hands at the movies…which always seems to startle strangers
The ATH producer has asked me to keep the lights off in my studio
Some people need a good pat on the back
I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar
Do you have the dunlap disease?
Your stomach dunlapped over your belt
The ATH director has asked me to sit backward. He’s tired of looking at my face.
Mister Rogers didn’t effectively prepare me for the people in my neighborhood
Broncos at the White House today. I’m in Tony’s dog house.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
When nature calls, I let it go to voicemail
I don’t think these new young panelists, or Tim, understand brilliance
Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar
If owning a DSLR camera makes me a photographer, then call me Superman, because I’m wearing red undies