Monday, July 21, 2014

Garage Sale
80% off

A few people lead normal lives despite owning cats

Got Woody?
It does the ratings good

Wednesday, July 16, 2014


If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Introducing the Grahamwow!
Deja stew; I’ve had that soup before
Careful. You could end up in my next novel.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
I’m going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding
Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Decision
Beard or no beard?

If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
Monday, July 7, 2014
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.
Thursday, July 3, 2014

Fireworks expert!
If you see me running, try to keep up

Discounted skydiving rates. Independence day special!
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
I had something clever to say but it wouldn’t fit on this tiny board
If you’re cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

My group of death:

1. Stairs
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones