Thursday, September 11, 2014

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues. Just wait and see



I always offer two dinner choices:
1. Take it
2. Leave it

Tuesday, September 9, 2014
I prefer my puns intended
I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate

The opposite of wrinkly

Thursday, September 4, 2014
Just call me “Mr. 57″ or “Heinz”
This panel brings out the best insults in me
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Frank, what are you doing here? Did someone call in sick?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

My most prized possessions are the insults that never left my head

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Frank, would you rather not be book smart or be Sesame Street smart?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

Like a good neighbor, stay over there
Monday, August 25, 2014
Brand new studio, same old Woody.
I don’t always lose my phone, but when I do, it’s on silent.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
I’m rubber you’re glue, let’s make some award-winning art together

Say it out loud

Thanks for the advice. But what I really need are minions
Monday, August 18, 2014
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. Ask Bob

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap