Feb 3rd 2012
 

Coming up:
by popular demand, Woody’s world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)

 

3 ripe avacodos [sic]
1 tbs lemon juice
1/2 small sweet onion
1 ripe roma tomato
2 serrano peppers
chopped cilantro
(more to come – I hope)

 

salt + pepper to taste
1-2 jiggers tequila “top shelf”
1 tbs mexican hot sauce
secret ingredient:
1 tbs mayo (don’t tell)

Feb 1st 2012
 

Either you agree with me, or you’re wrong.
 

Forgive Bomani, I was young and stupid once too.

Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.

 

I’d rather be alone than with these people.
Jan 31st 2012
 

I got rid of my headache

[pic]

 

I’m your wing, man

[pic]

 

Pong is still the best game.

[pic]

Jan 30th 2012
 

I’ve got your back

[pic]

 

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and mutes!
 

Cool story bro; tell it again.
Jan 27th 2012
 

You’re pointless.

Note: A triangle talking to a circle. [pic]

 

Don’t be square!

Note: A circle talking to a square. [pic]

Jan 25th 2012
 

Bob Ryan and I are reprising our roles on The Muppets.
(Statler + Waldorf)

 

Zombies eat brains!
(Tony, you’re safe)

 

All sports are fantasy sports with this body.
Jan 24th 2012
 

I’m just the boy that tweeted “wolf”
 

Karaoke is a window to the soul.
Soul, or funk, or rock.

 

Give me Face Time, or give me cheeseburgers.
Jan 23rd 2012
 

This is my brain.
Well, this is my brain on chalk.

 

Beggers can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!
 

If you don’t believe me, I made it up.
Jan 18th 2012
 

I like Vanna better

Note: Tony opened the show by touching the monitors, like Vanna does on "Wheel of Fortune".

 

Clean as a whistle?
What about spit?

Jan 17th 2012
 

Stay Tuned
I will be invisible next segment!

 

 

Note: The blackboard was invisible.

Jan 13th 2012
 

Not propaganda,
just a prop,
take a gander.

 

Keep left

Note: Arrow pointing to the right.

 

Stop here on mute

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.