Joshua F. Madison presents
Monday, May 13, 2013
 

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I’m busy working hard at doing nothing
 

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Go ahead, mute my day!
 

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Unlawful mathematicians go to prism.
Friday, May 10, 2013
 

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I’m awesome because I’m humble
 

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If it wasn’t for tomorrow, I’d have no future.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
 

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Why does Izzy’s right shoulder slump?

Note: Izzy = Isreal Gutierrez, another panelist on ATH.

 

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I knew Jemele when she wasn’t a diva.

Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on ATH.

 

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I knew Cowlishaw when he was bottom cat

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013
 

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I can always tell when they are using fake dinosaurs in movies.
 

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I had a frog, but it croaked.
 

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This is not a drill.
This is a chalkboard.

Friday, May 3, 2013
 

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I was addicted to soap once, but now I’m clean.
 

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
 

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Be kind to dentists. They have fillings, too.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
 

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Grey or gray?
The answer is yes

 

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Why is my cat quiet as a mouse?
 

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I’ve sequestered my soul.
Monday, April 29, 2013
 

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I work out.
Just kidding,
I take naps.

 

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Every time I see you there you are.
 

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Buy 2 and get both!
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
 

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Ask me about my vow of silence.
 

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Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
 

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Someone’s got a secret admirer! Not you, though.
 

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Every book you have is just a different combination of 26 letters.
 

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I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional the other 92% of the time.
Friday, April 19, 2013
 

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They say I’m the master of suspense because
 

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When nothing goes right, go left.
 

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Why do noses run and feet smell?
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
 

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When does love mean nothing at all?

In Tennis.

 

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I’m like juice: always concentrated.
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