The list of my best puns of 2016:
Live everyday like it’s taco Tuesday
Prince was definitely one among men
In honor of Earth Day, I moved all of my emails to the “recycle” folder
If at first you don’t succeed, hit a double
Admit it, your life would be boring without me
You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
If you don’t have something nice to say, say it sarcastically
People who are awesome:
Note: Pie graph showing 100% with the legend "Me" [pic]
I dream that one day a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned
Every family has one weird relative. If you can’t name who it is, then it’s probably you.
I bought the worst thesaurus, not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible
Auto-correct can go straight to he’ll
If he could chuck wood, Woody do it?
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most have just four
I always put my shoes on before my pants to remind myself that life is not easy