I don’t like wearing pants; that’s why I like this job
When life knocks me down, I usually lie there and take naps
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90°
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
You hang around, I’ll go on ahead
I’m not hungry, I’m stuffed
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…it’s not a great poem, but it’s very deep
Like a fish, it would be wise for me to keep my mouth shut.
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.
Kate, just between you and me, I like Frank the least of the NY panelists.
Note: Kate = Kate Fagan, another NY panelist on the show.
Frank = Frank Isola, another NY panelist on the show.
When Peter Pan punches, they neverland
Good news! The fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending Trident