Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing — the team can move to another city — you’re actually rooting for the clothes, when you get right down to it. You know what I mean? You are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player, but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt — they hate him now. Boo! Different shirt!! Boo!
In early February, I found myself in the position of having a good friend of mine crash on my couch for a month. She told me that she was a heavy sleeper, to which I responded, “That may be, but you haven’t heard my coffee maker!”
Time you enjoyed wasting, is not wasted.
Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
I guess this is what I have to look forward to seeing every time I open my door for the next two weeks:
Good thing I’m not a Jets fan.
If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, do you think he’ll leave it up for a while afterwards?
My old apartment had an old style peephole which allowed me an undistorted view through my door. Combine that with the fact that I had an end apartment which had a view of the entire hallway of my floor, and the voyeur in me couldn’t help but take a peek at my neighbors whenever I heard them in the hallway.
After noticing that my Coolpix 990 fit perfectly over the peephole and could take pictures silently, I decided to try to take a photo whenever I heard something going on in the hallway.
The following twelve photos were taken between late 2001 and early 2003.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours
True friends stab you in the front.
So-called “global warming” is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable. Don’t let them get away with it!
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.