Time you enjoyed wasting, is not wasted.

— John Lennon

Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.

— Chinese proverb

A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.

— Jackie Robinson

I guess this is what I have to look forward to seeing every time I open my door for the next two weeks:

Good thing I’m not a Jets fan.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, do you think he’ll leave it up for a while afterwards?

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My old apartment had an old style peephole which allowed me an undistorted view through my door. Combine that with the fact that I had an end apartment which had a view of the entire hallway of my floor, and the voyeur in me couldn’t help but take a peek at my neighbors whenever I heard them in the hallway.

After noticing that my Coolpix 990 fit perfectly over the peephole and could take pictures silently, I decided to try to take a photo whenever I heard something going on in the hallway.

The following twelve photos were taken between late 2001 and early 2003.

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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing

— Anonymous

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours

— Yogi Berra

True friends stab you in the front.

— Oscar Wilde

So-called “global warming” is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable. Don’t let them get away with it!

— Chip Giller

If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

— Mark Twain

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

— Luciano Pavarotti

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka” but “That’s funny…”

— Isaac Asimov

In mid-January, the Wall Street Journal analyzed the actual amount of play time of the average football game. They added up the amount of time the ball was actually alive and in play in four different games, and it averaged out to about 11 minutes. They concluded that the average game broadcast on TV shows 17 minutes of replays and 67 minutes of players standing around. With the biggest game of the year coming up, I decided to do my own analysis of the actual play time.

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