I was having dinner with a friend and we were having some chicken roll appetizers. She dipped her fork into one of the dipping sauces, tasted it, and said, “Tastes like horseradish. Of course, I’ve never had horseradish, but I assume that this is what it would taste like.”
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Blonde or not, she must be a very insightful woman to make an uninformed comment such as that and admit it, all in once sentence. I hope you didn’t cast her aside as “blonde-joke fodder”.