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This Confuses Me
May 20, 2013

A Day at the Races
April 29, 2013

March Madness Final Two Minutes
April 16, 2013

Buying a New TV is Stressful
April 13, 2013

Fantastical
November 29, 2012

Baseball Dissection
June 11, 2012

OpSail 2012
May 29, 2012

I’m a giant turd
May 22, 2012

Podcasts
May 7, 2012

My Dream Starring John Cleese
May 6, 2012

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
May 2, 2012

What I’m Watching Tonight: Deadliest Catch
May 1, 2012

Plantronics BackBeat GO Bluetooth headphones
April 29, 2012

The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.
March 20, 2012

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I’m cooking.
March 16, 2012

New Yorkers May Not Be Able To Spell, But We All Agree Regarding Boston Sports Bars
September 12, 2011

Cigar Feet
September 8, 2011

Damage from Hurricane Irene
August 28, 2011

Twitter is Faster than an Earthquake
August 23, 2011

That Press Dude
August 16, 2011

A Good Cause
August 9, 2011

Why Is This Door Taped From The Outside?
August 6, 2011

One Year Nineteen Days
July 13, 2011

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.
June 8, 2011

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
May 11, 2011

Socks vs. Laundry
May 7, 2011

Women are made to be loved, not understood.
April 16, 2011

Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify
April 11, 2011

Review: Bosch Tassimo Hot Beverage System
March 18, 2011

Time you enjoyed wasting, is not wasted.
February 23, 2011

Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.
February 4, 2011

A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
January 31, 2011

Next Door Neighbor
January 24, 2011

Garbage
January 21, 2011

Sale
January 18, 2011

Pray
January 14, 2011

Through the Peephole
January 10, 2011

Big Changes
December 24, 2010

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing
September 25, 2010

Large Purse
July 28, 2010

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours
July 13, 2010

True friends stab you in the front.
July 7, 2010

Juggling Instead of Unpacking
May 28, 2010

So-called “global warming” is just a secret ploy
April 26, 2010

If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed
April 4, 2010

Guess How Much
March 27, 2010

Close-Up Photo: Coolpix 990 CCD
March 15, 2010

One of the very nicest things about life
February 17, 2010

The most exciting phrase to hear in science
February 9, 2010

Actual Play Time of Super Bowl XLIV
February 8, 2010

How I Lost a Girl and Gained a Black Eye
February 4, 2010

Smart girls don’t need to tell you they’re smart. They just do smart shit.
January 31, 2010

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey…
January 18, 2010

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
January 12, 2010

My Remotes
December 29, 2009

Helicopter Casualty
December 25, 2009

Tiger Woods, Bigger than 9/11
December 18, 2009

Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women
December 6, 2009

Brooklyn Bridge
November 30, 2009

The Microsoft Network Beta T-shirt
November 24, 2009

Halloween…Manhattan Style
October 27, 2009

Jury Duty (2009 Edition)
October 20, 2009

My iPod nano Sleeps With The Fishes
September 21, 2009

The Plug & The Tie Wrap
September 17, 2009

Liveblogging Josh’s Entertainment Center Reconfiguration
August 29, 2009

Tigger with Lampshade Collar
July 22, 2009

Close-Up Photo: NY Yankees Logo
July 5, 2009

Where to Pass
June 25, 2009

Firewood
June 8, 2009

Sometimes, I Feel Like the Whole Universe Is Against Me
May 27, 2009

As far as I know, nobody goes to that part of Manhattan anyway — it’s too crowded.
May 26, 2009

The Hallmark Movie Channel Does It Again
May 22, 2009

Once Again, I Seem To Have A Popular Name
May 11, 2009

Best Tuna Salad Sandwich
May 8, 2009

Happy Star Wars Day
May 4, 2009

Close-Up Photo: President Jackson
May 3, 2009

Review: Tassimo Hot Beverage System
April 20, 2009

Bloody Stairs?
April 13, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Fish Food
April 7, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Hard Drive Head
April 2, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Blown Light Bulb
March 31, 2009

Getting the Current Desktop Background in OS X
March 30, 2009

I’ve Finally Joined the Club
March 25, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Shirt Button
March 24, 2009

Best Windows Utility. Ever.
March 23, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Beer Label
March 21, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Toothbrush
March 18, 2009

Close-Up Photo: Chocolate Cake
March 15, 2009

My Bedside Lamp & The String
March 11, 2009

Repaired Xbox 360
March 3, 2009

Packed Van
February 26, 2009

Bourbon-Maple Scallops
February 25, 2009

Very Clean Dimmer
February 22, 2009

Review: Dinosaur Bar-B-Que
February 18, 2009

My Tap Water Just Isn’t Appetizing
February 17, 2009

Someone at Apple Support has a Sense of Humor
February 17, 2009

DIY Bumper Guards
February 16, 2009

Stock Pot With Pasta Insert
February 13, 2009

I Think I’m Out of Xmas Spirit
February 11, 2009

How Do People Not Know Where the Fake Grass Goes?
February 4, 2009

Artie Lange, King of the Dragons
January 24, 2009

Chia Pet Planting (2009)
January 14, 2009

The Post In Which My Father Calls Me a “Nutjob” and I Review Mint Chocolate M&M’s
December 30, 2008

Puzz-3D New York, New York Manual
December 29, 2008

Outliers: The Story of Success
December 14, 2008

Oreo vs. Hydrox
December 8, 2008

A Conversation About That Bloody Pipe
November 15, 2008

Fortune Cookie Paper Statistics
October 31, 2008

A Vast Right Wrist Conspiracy
October 24, 2008

When You Have Dinner With Your Parents, You Sometimes Learn Something
October 22, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Microplane
October 19, 2008

The Dow Loses Over 777 Points, and I Get This In the Mail
September 29, 2008

Guest Blogger
September 4, 2008

How You Can Tell That The Movie You’re About To Watch Has Too Many Commercials
August 18, 2008

Why I Like Blondes
August 15, 2008

Verizon FiOS Commercial Leaks Updated Kindle
August 10, 2008

The Police at Madison Square Garden: The Final Show
August 8, 2008

Close-Up Photo: NY Mets Logo
August 5, 2008

How You Can Tell That There Is No God; Or, If There Is, That He Hates You
July 27, 2008

Advertising Is Getting Ridiculous
July 16, 2008

Apple’s App Store Doesn’t Understand Its Customers
July 16, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Popcorn
July 15, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Self Portrait
July 8, 2008

A Tale of Two Internets
July 1, 2008

Breakfast
June 29, 2008

Chicken Piccata
June 22, 2008

Apartment Grilled Salmon
June 18, 2008

Close-up Photo: Blown Fuse
June 11, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Oatmeal
May 29, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Meat Tenderizer
May 27, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Blueberries
May 25, 2008

As Useful As A Screen Door On A Submarine
May 16, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Mouse Ball
May 14, 2008

Chocolate Chip Banana Muffins in Silicone Muffin Cups
May 12, 2008

Mint Crisp M&M’s
May 10, 2008

Traffic At LGA Is Really Bad
May 9, 2008

Installing Solaris 10 on VMWare Fusion
April 30, 2008

Oreo vs. Chips Ahoy!
April 22, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Cufflink
April 22, 2008

Close-Up Photo: Kit-Kat Triumvirate
April 21, 2008

Fortune Cookie Fortunes
April 20, 2008

The U.S. Postal Service Is Still Against Me
April 20, 2008

Skippy Is Skimping
April 19, 2008

Garlic Day
April 19, 2008

Stuffed Chicken Breast
April 13, 2008

Seared Sea Scallops
April 11, 2008

Interface Builder Is Stuck In The Past
March 26, 2008

CNN Breaking News
March 24, 2008

ESPN’s “The Greatest Highlight” Gets It Wrong
March 3, 2008

6-Word Story
February 26, 2008

BlackBerry vs. NYC MTA Bus
February 23, 2008

Giants Win Super Bowl!
February 4, 2008

Super Bowl Cookies
January 31, 2008

Doritos Collisions
January 29, 2008

Who Do You Miss Most In Your Life?
January 24, 2008

Heath Ledger Was “Just” 28
January 22, 2008

SAP for Spanish TV
January 15, 2008

Bowl Games I’d Like to See
January 13, 2008

Things I’ve Learned
January 12, 2008

Parmesan Encrusted Salmon
January 1, 2008

I Hate Wrong Numbers at 4am!
January 1, 2008