When the U.S. Presidents visit NYC, they stay in the Presidential Suite at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel. So what happens when an average woman gets upgraded to the Presidential Suite? She blogs about it and videotapes it with her laptop. The toilet is surprisingly plain, and the bed looks a little small for me, however, on the other hand, the living room looks to be bigger than my entire apartment. How come I’ve never been upgraded like that?

In my best Cliff Clavin voice: “You know Normie, it’s a little known fact that the current Waldorf-Astoria Hotel is actually the second incarnation of the famed hotel. The first was actually on the corner of 34th and 5th and was torn down to make room for the Empire State Building. The Waldorf Salad was also created there.”