A woman in Kent, England called emergency services because someone stole her snowman:
During the conversation she said: “There’s been a theft from outside my house.
“I haven’t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he’s gone.”
When she was asked who had gone, the woman replied: “My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, he’d be safe.”
I wonder if she would have called them when it had melted?