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March Madness Final Two Minutes

April 16, 2013 at 9:00am • One comment

Basketball is not one of my favorite sports. Generally speaking, the season is too long, teams don’t really play defense, scoring is too easy, and, when games are close at the end, the losing team constantly fouls the winning team to try and preserve clock time — what could be the most exciting part of the game is reduced to abject drudgery.

The NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship, also known as “March Madness”, can be very exciting due to its single-elimination format, however, the way they play the last few minutes of close games mars an otherwise enjoyable experience.

I know the strategy works once in a while, but that doesn’t make it fun to watch.

As the NCAA tournament got closer this year, I began to wonder just how long, on average, the last two minutes of a game actually takes to play, and if the closeness of the score matters. So, during the tournament, I got out my trusty stopwatch (last seen during Super Bowl XLIV) and timed the last two minutes of as many games as I could.

Continue reading ‘March Madness Final Two Minutes’ . . .

Seen on a recently closed Boston sports bar located about three blocks from my apartment:

Good by and good ridance
Glad your gone

While I agree with the sentiment, I just wish whoever wrote it could spell.

When I walk by it almost every morning, I get a little embarrassed, and my OCD makes me twitch and begs me to stop and correct them. However, I know that as soon as I whip out a Sharpie and begin the correction I’d hear the “bwoop bwoop” from an NYPD cruiser, and then I’d have to explain/convince them that I was just correcting a fellow Yankees’ or Jets’ fan’s horrible spelling. They’d probably let me off with a warning out of loyalty to the teams or, more likely, because they’d think I was crazy.

I can’t be the only one who really wants to correct them, can I?

A Good Cause

August 9, 2011 at 9:00pm • Comments Off

Donate glasses letter

Next Door Neighbor

January 24, 2011 at 7:10am • Comments Off

I guess this is what I have to look forward to seeing every time I open my door for the next two weeks:

Good thing I’m not a Jets fan.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, do you think he’ll leave it up for a while afterwards?

Actual Play Time of Super Bowl XLIV

February 8, 2010 at 12:00pm • 14 comments


Tiger Woods, Bigger than 9/11

December 18, 2009 at 8:00am • Comments Off

According to Newsday’s Neil Best (who has been following this for some time), the Tiger Woods story has graced the cover of the New York Post for 20 consecutive days.  That’s one more than the old record held by 9/11.

To commemorate this historic event, I’ve compiled the 20 consecutive covers below.  Enjoy.

NY Post covers

For the past several weeks, ESPN has been holding a “contest” to find the greatest sports highlight of all time.  It concluded last night with Mike Eruzione’s “Miracle on Ice” goal winning the prize.  The problem, in my opinion, is that it shouldn’t have been in the running in the first place.

My problem is in the definition of a highlight, or more specifically, a sports highlight.  Typically, each game or sporting event will have one or two moments that define the game.  In this year’s Super Bowl, that moment was clearly the play where Eli Manning escaped a sack and threw the ball to David Tyree, who somehow managed to catch the ball with his helmet.  What makes that play a great highlight is that if you take that play out of the Super Bowl, and put it into any game, even a pre-season game, it’s still a great play and a great highlight.  A great highlight should be able to stand on it’s own without the urgency or need of the back story of the game it occurs in.

Eruzione’s goal was a nice play, but had it happened in any other game, it would be have been forgotten as just another goal.  Take away the socio-political plot lines of a USA vs. Soviet hockey game, and that goal is just a goal.

Continue reading ‘ESPN’s “The Greatest Highlight” Gets It Wrong’ . . .

Giants Win Super Bowl!

February 4, 2008 at 7:46pm • Comments Off

Just a quick note to say that everyone at JMDC headquarters couldn’t be happier.

One of the fish in the tank seems to be a New England fan.  The other fish are leaving him alone right now.  He might die of disappointment.

Super Bowl Cookies

January 31, 2008 at 9:19pm • Comments Off

Looks like the cafeteria at work made Super Bowl cookies with the logos of the Giants and Patriots. Is it a big surprise that most of the Giants cookies were bought, while a lot of the Patriots weren’t?


I find it interesting because, due to the sizes of the logos, the Patriots cookies are a better value since you get more cookie goodness for the same price.

Bowl Games I’d Like to See

January 13, 2008 at 11:00am • Comments Off

There are about 32 college football bowl games, and they’re all sponsored by corporations.  I’ve always felt that the corporate sponsorship missed the boat on them by not tying in more closely with the name and themes of the game.  Below are a list of bowl games I’d like to see:

  • The Home Depot Toilet Bowl
  • The Kellogg’s Cereal Bowl (how is this not a real bowl already?)
  • The Apple iBowl
  • The Hershey’s Squirt Bowl
  • The Starbucks Soy Latte bowl (only Starbucks drinks served at the game = the most wired, and poor, audience ever)
  • The FedEx Overnight Bowl (it’s guaranteed to end by 10:30am)
  • The Pfizer Viagra Bowl (it automatically ends if the game lasts more than 4 hours)
  • The Google Beta Bowl (the game works perfectly, but it never comes out of beta)
  • The Poland Springs Water Bowl
  • The Domino’s 30-Minutes-or-Less Bowl (6-minute quarters + 6-minute halftime = shortest bowl game)
  • The Microsoft Windows Blue Screen Bowl (game play has to stop at least once a quarter while they reboot the computers)
  • The KFC Famous Bowl
  • The IKEA Ünferter Bowl (no one knows what it means, but it takes 30 minutes to set up and everyone in attendance gets an Allen wrench)
  • The eBay Bowl (if there’s a disputed call, it takes 30 days to get it resolved)
  • The MTV Music Bowl (at least there’d be one thing musically related to MTV)
  • The Kleenex Snot Bowl
  • The Motorola RAZR BWL
  • The Alamo Rent-A-Car Alamo Bowl
  • The Morton Salt Bowl
  • The Grey Poupon Mustard Bowl
  • The Cuisinart Mixing Bowl
  • The Jell-O Shots Bowl
  • The Playboy Party Bowl (everyone wears pajamas; and the cheerleaders…whoa!)
  • The Coca-Cola Flavored-Sugar Bowl
  • The Zagat Review Bowl (the recap of the game is, at most, five sentences, and pithy)
  • The Play-Doh! Rose Bowl (everyone in attendance gets enough Play-Doh! and instructions to make roses which are thrown on to the field after every touchdown—the grounds crew has five minutes to clean them all up otherwise they will get hard and be useless to make anything else)
  • The Body Shop Cocoa-Butter Bowl
  • The Olive Garden Never-Ending Bowl (the teams keep playing till they ask for the check)
  • The Las Vegas What-Happens-In-Vegas-Stays-In-Vegas Bowl (there are no recaps or clips about the game—it’s like it never happened)
  • The Toyota Supra Bowl
  • The ESPN SportsCenter Bowl (the two teams don’t play, they just watch clips from all the other bowls)
  • The Greenpeace Mr-Splashy-Pants Bowl (can’t be played because it’s not dolphin safe and has a negative carbon footprint)
  • The Sony PlayStation 3 Madden Bowl (the two teams just play Madden Football on a PS3)
  • The Trojan Rubber Bowl
  • The Heineken Keg Bowl (biggest kegger ever—second only to The Playboy Party Bowl as the most “fun” bowl to go to)